whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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