Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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