it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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