Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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