didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think your dad took our porno
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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