Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He uses pillows to masturbate.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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