But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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