Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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