Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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