I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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