the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
