Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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