when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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