so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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