'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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