So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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