Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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