Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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