every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I am spending my child support on dildos
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
porn star boner night. come get it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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