he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My balls are so social today.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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