True but thats because hes a fetus.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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