that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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