I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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