Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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