i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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