I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize