Its about making memories worth repressing
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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