East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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