so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Randomize
