real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I came so hard my ears popped.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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