i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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