it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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