Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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