Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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