come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
