Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
why is half of my head shaved?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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