He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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