They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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