he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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