we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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