I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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