we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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