I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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