just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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