Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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