need another drink. this is the easiest way
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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