But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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