I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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