Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
