I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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