You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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