Porn is love you can see.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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